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Sophia:
dad why are you all sweaty
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Sophia:
you're always so sweaty after you have alone time with mommy
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Sophia:
fuck omg don't hit me
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Sophia:
omg look mom another family
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Sophia:
hi carl you sexy stud
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Sophia:
don't you play hard to get I know you want me alright
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Sophia:
mom what the fuck
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Sophia:
this is not a doll are you crazy
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Sophia:
it looks like if dad ate you and shit you out
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Sophia:
it smells like shit too
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Sophia:
where did you even find this abomination
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Sophia:
did you find it on a dead baby or some shit
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Sophia:
you sick fuck
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Sophia:
carl i swear to god stop running from me i'm not going to give you aids probably
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Sophia:
who is that dick with the floppy ears
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Carl:
that's shane he's my dad's best friend and-
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Sophia:
i bet hes fucking your mom
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Carl:
what
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Sophia:
yeah
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Carl:
what do you-
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Sophia:
just fucking her hard
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Carl:
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Sophia:
like he's grabbing her hair from behind and shit and she's screaming "shane! shane! shane!" while he plows her
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Carl:
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Sophia:
omg carl don't cry
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Carl:
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Sophia:
look i'm sorry your mom's a whore but there's no need to be a bitch about it alright
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Sophia:
fuck you pussy don't run from me get back here
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Sophia:
damn it
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Sophia:
motherfucker someone is bombing the city
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Sophia:
i shouldn't ask who though
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Sophia:
daddy hates it when i ask questions...
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Sophia:
oh shit carl found his dad aw
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Sophia:
should I tell him that shane was fucking his wife
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Sophia:
i bet carl would cry again if i did that
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Sophia:
little bitch..
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Sophia:
woah dad did shane beat the shit out of you
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Sophia:
he did didn't he
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Sophia:
wow he really fucked you up
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Sophia:
oh shit you're being eaten
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Sophia:
meh i'm not really phased
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Sophia:
fuck a herd of walkers
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Sophia:
fuck you mom let me in dale's RV i don't want to hide under this car
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Sophia:
don't yell at me bitch
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Sophia:
i do what i want
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Sophia:
fuck fine
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Sophia:
oh shit get away walker...
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Sophia:
shit shit shit shit
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Sophia:
GO AWAY! EAT MY MOM INSTEAD! SHE'S RIGHT THERE SEE!
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Carol:
shut the fuck up you little shit
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Sophia:
omg it's grabbing me
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Sophia:
fuck this shit i'm out of here
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Sophia:
yeah i'm just a defenseless little girl running into the woods all alone whats the worse that could happen
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Sophia:
fuck rick you scared the shit out of me
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Sophia:
no fuck you i don't want to stay here
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Sophia:
are you my mom now or some shit
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Sophia:
i am essentially calling you a woman
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Sophia:
fuck fine I'll stay just hurry the fuck up and kill these bitches
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Sophia:
omg fuck this i'm out of here
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Sophia:
fuck where am i even going
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Sophia:
this was a bad idea
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Sophia:
aw look a puppy
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Sophia:
oh.. but a walker is eating it
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Sophia:
woah what the fuck he's really chomping on that thing
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Sophia:
i must save him omg
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Sophia:
i can be a hero and save the day
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Sophia:
hey fuck face ass plunger get off that dog
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Walker:
*bites sophia*
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Sophia:
fuck this plan was not well thought out fuck fuck fuck
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Sophia:
who is that fat guy with the net
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Sophia:
fuck let go of me omg stranger danger
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Sophia:
where are you taking me
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Sophia:
is this a barn
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Sophia:
is this where you keep the other children you kidnapped?
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Sophia:
wait a fucking minute
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Sophia:
are you santa clause
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Sophia:
are you recruiting me to be an elf
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Sophia:
holy shit i accept
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Sophia:
wait fuck i don't feel so good
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Sophia:
oh my god my face is turning all ugly and shit and my wound is getting worse ow
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Sophia:
holy shit gun fire i think someone is killing the rest of the zombies in here
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Sophia:
oh my god
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Sophia:
it's mom omg that bitch
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Sophia:
time to bless them with my presence
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Sophia:
hey rick how you doing i didn't turn yet but-
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Rick:
*shoots sophia*
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Rick:
that's what you get for not staying put you little bitch..
Happy Tuesday the 17th!
true words
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Carol:
omg shane why did you beat up my abusive husband what the fuck you monster
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Carol:
where is sophia
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Carol:
why the fuck is sophia gone
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Carol:
everyone quick go look for her while I just stand here and look useless
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Carol:
what the fuck is a cherokee rose
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Carol:
all this time you spend picking flowers you could be spending finding my daughter daryl
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Carol:
get your shit together daryl
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Carol:
omg sophia was in the barn this entire time
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Carol:
why didn't you look there daryl
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Carol:
you never fail to disappoint me
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Carol:
who is randall
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Carol:
why does no one tell me things
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Carol:
why are we killing this randall person
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Carol:
well i don't have anything to say because its not like anyone listens to me except daryl
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Carol:
and he's just a failure so whats the point
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Carol:
omg daryl dont cry i'm sorry you're such a fuck up
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Carol:
but you're my fuck up
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Carol:
randall is missing? who is he again?
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Carol:
omg carl is missing lori lets look in the house ten times
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Carol:
omg walkers are invading the farm
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Carol:
protect me andrea
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Carol:
fuck the walkers are going to eat me
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Carol:
stay back i have a stick
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Carol:
i'm warning you i'll fuck shit up
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Carol:
daryl be useful for once and drive me to saftey
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Carol:
i wouldn't be surprised if this motorcycle blows up right now because you're a shit mechanic
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Carol:
can you even read
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Carol:
omg no shit don't turn around fuck im sorry
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Carol:
rick omg you suck i hate you
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Carol:
daryl lets just run away together
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Carol:
i want a man of honor daryl fuck
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Carol:
just because you risked your life numerous times trying to find my daughter doesn't mean shit
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Carol:
rick what the fuck why didn't you tell us we're all infected
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Carol:
even though this information wouldn't help us at all and if anything would just cause chaos within the group
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Carol:
what do you mean you didn't tell us for that exact reason?
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Carol:
that doesn't excuse dishonesty you fuck
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Walker:
shit I'm a zombie
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Walker:
why do I want to eat people so much
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Walker:
hey look its my neighbor
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Walker:
i should go say hi
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Walker:
woah wait why am I eating her
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Walker:
i can't stop omg fuck
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Walker:
sorry i'm tearing your intestines out and slurping them like ramen noodles
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Walker:
fuck that was delicious
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Walker:
oh shit someone just shot me
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Walker:
but i didn't even feel it
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Walker:
i'm like fucking superman
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Walker:
yeah keep shooting you dick
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Walker:
maybe if I groan all menacingly he'll pee his pants
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Walker:
*rauuuaurrgghh gak*
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Walker:
omg he pooped himself
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Walker:
i guess i was half right
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Walker:
omg a policeman on a horse
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Walker:
fuck your couch policeman this horse is property of the undead now
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Walker:
omg this horse tastes like sex
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Walker:
what the fuck get the fuck away from me other zombies this is mine
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Walker:
fuck we're like fucking pigeons eating breadcrumbs
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Walker:
where did that police guy go fuck
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Walker:
it's weird how I can talk
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Walker:
other zombies can't do that i think
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Walker:
maybe other zombies can understand me though
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Walker:
okay here goes
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Walker:
hey fatfuck stop eating your family you're going to explode
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Walker:
aw his daughter looks just like him
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Walker:
well not anymore he just ate her face
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Walker:
so is that like incest
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Walker:
im hungry
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Walker:
oh hey look its that policeman and some other guy
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Walker:
aw they got away
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Walker:
fuck who are these assholes with the baseball bats and body armor
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Walker:
ow ow ow fuck no stop i come in peace
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Walker:
no not the face
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Walker:
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Walker:
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Walker:
hey guys im still alive haha tricked you
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Walker:
WAIT NO NO NO NO *splat*
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T-Dog:
i could of sworn I just heard that walker talk
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Morales:
you're crazy man they don't talk
made my day
GTFO
