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A Walker
  • Walker:

    shit I'm a zombie

  • Walker:

    why do I want to eat people so much

  • Walker:

    hey look its my neighbor

  • Walker:

    i should go say hi

  • Walker:

    woah wait why am I eating her

  • Walker:

    i can't stop omg fuck

  • Walker:

    sorry i'm tearing your intestines out and slurping them like ramen noodles

  • Walker:

    fuck that was delicious

  • Walker:

    oh shit someone just shot me

  • Walker:

    but i didn't even feel it

  • Walker:

    i'm like fucking superman

  • Walker:

    yeah keep shooting you dick

  • Walker:

    maybe if I groan all menacingly he'll pee his pants

  • Walker:

    *rauuuaurrgghh gak*

  • Walker:

    omg he pooped himself

  • Walker:

    i guess i was half right

  • Walker:

    omg a policeman on a horse

  • Walker:

    fuck your couch policeman this horse is property of the undead now

  • Walker:

    omg this horse tastes like sex

  • Walker:

    what the fuck get the fuck away from me other zombies this is mine

  • Walker:

    fuck we're like fucking pigeons eating breadcrumbs

  • Walker:

    where did that police guy go fuck

  • Walker:

    it's weird how I can talk

  • Walker:

    other zombies can't do that i think

  • Walker:

    maybe other zombies can understand me though

  • Walker:

    okay here goes

  • Walker:

    hey fatfuck stop eating your family you're going to explode

  • Walker:

    aw his daughter looks just like him

  • Walker:

    well not anymore he just ate her face

  • Walker:

    so is that like incest

  • Walker:

    im hungry

  • Walker:

    oh hey look its that policeman and some other guy

  • Walker:

    aw they got away

  • Walker:

    fuck who are these assholes with the baseball bats and body armor

  • Walker:

    ow ow ow fuck no stop i come in peace

  • Walker:

    no not the face

  • Walker:

  • Walker:

  • Walker:

    hey guys im still alive haha tricked you

  • Walker:

    WAIT NO NO NO NO *splat*

  • T-Dog:

    i could of sworn I just heard that walker talk

  • Morales:

    you're crazy man they don't talk

 
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