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Sophia Peletier
  • Sophia:

    dad why are you all sweaty

  • Sophia:

    you're always so sweaty after you have alone time with mommy

  • Sophia:

    fuck omg don't hit me

  • Sophia:

    omg look mom another family

  • Sophia:

    hi carl you sexy stud

  • Sophia:

    don't you play hard to get I know you want me alright

  • Sophia:

    mom what the fuck

  • Sophia:

    this is not a doll are you crazy

  • Sophia:

    it looks like if dad ate you and shit you out

  • Sophia:

    it smells like shit too

  • Sophia:

    where did you even find this abomination

  • Sophia:

    did you find it on a dead baby or some shit

  • Sophia:

    you sick fuck

  • Sophia:

    carl i swear to god stop running from me i'm not going to give you aids probably

  • Sophia:

    who is that dick with the floppy ears

  • Carl:

    that's shane he's my dad's best friend and-

  • Sophia:

    i bet hes fucking your mom

  • Carl:

    what

  • Sophia:

    yeah

  • Carl:

    what do you-

  • Sophia:

    just fucking her hard

  • Carl:

  • Sophia:

    like he's grabbing her hair from behind and shit and she's screaming "shane! shane! shane!" while he plows her

  • Carl:

  • Sophia:

    omg carl don't cry

  • Carl:

  • Sophia:

    look i'm sorry your mom's a whore but there's no need to be a bitch about it alright

  • Sophia:

    fuck you pussy don't run from me get back here

  • Sophia:

    damn it

  • Sophia:

    motherfucker someone is bombing the city

  • Sophia:

    i shouldn't ask who though

  • Sophia:

    daddy hates it when i ask questions...

  • Sophia:

    oh shit carl found his dad aw

  • Sophia:

    should I tell him that shane was fucking his wife

  • Sophia:

    i bet carl would cry again if i did that

  • Sophia:

    little bitch..

  • Sophia:

    woah dad did shane beat the shit out of you

  • Sophia:

    he did didn't he

  • Sophia:

    wow he really fucked you up

  • Sophia:

    oh shit you're being eaten

  • Sophia:

    meh i'm not really phased

  • Sophia:

    fuck a herd of walkers

  • Sophia:

    fuck you mom let me in dale's RV i don't want to hide under this car

  • Sophia:

    don't yell at me bitch

  • Sophia:

    i do what i want

  • Sophia:

    fuck fine

  • Sophia:

    oh shit get away walker...

  • Sophia:

    shit shit shit shit

  • Sophia:

    GO AWAY! EAT MY MOM INSTEAD! SHE'S RIGHT THERE SEE!

  • Carol:

    shut the fuck up you little shit

  • Sophia:

    omg it's grabbing me

  • Sophia:

    fuck this shit i'm out of here

  • Sophia:

    yeah i'm just a defenseless little girl running into the woods all alone whats the worse that could happen

  • Sophia:

    fuck rick you scared the shit out of me

  • Sophia:

    no fuck you i don't want to stay here

  • Sophia:

    are you my mom now or some shit

  • Sophia:

    i am essentially calling you a woman

  • Sophia:

    fuck fine I'll stay just hurry the fuck up and kill these bitches

  • Sophia:

    omg fuck this i'm out of here

  • Sophia:

    fuck where am i even going

  • Sophia:

    this was a bad idea

  • Sophia:

    aw look a puppy

  • Sophia:

    oh.. but a walker is eating it

  • Sophia:

    woah what the fuck he's really chomping on that thing

  • Sophia:

    i must save him omg

  • Sophia:

    i can be a hero and save the day

  • Sophia:

    hey fuck face ass plunger get off that dog

  • Walker:

    *bites sophia*

  • Sophia:

    fuck this plan was not well thought out fuck fuck fuck

  • Sophia:

    who is that fat guy with the net

  • Sophia:

    fuck let go of me omg stranger danger

  • Sophia:

    where are you taking me

  • Sophia:

    is this a barn

  • Sophia:

    is this where you keep the other children you kidnapped?

  • Sophia:

    wait a fucking minute

  • Sophia:

    are you santa clause

  • Sophia:

    are you recruiting me to be an elf

  • Sophia:

    holy shit i accept

  • Sophia:

    wait fuck i don't feel so good

  • Sophia:

    oh my god my face is turning all ugly and shit and my wound is getting worse ow

  • Sophia:

    holy shit gun fire i think someone is killing the rest of the zombies in here

  • Sophia:

    oh my god

  • Sophia:

    it's mom omg that bitch

  • Sophia:

    time to bless them with my presence

  • Sophia:

    hey rick how you doing i didn't turn yet but-

  • Rick:

    *shoots sophia*

  • Rick:

    that's what you get for not staying put you little bitch..

 
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